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Who is it? · 2004-07-23

I figured it all out this morning! It must have been like this: There was this very angry and depressed guy and he shouted 'For Hell's sake! It is not much that I want. I just want a cool bicycle and lovely girlfriend!' I mean, that's not a very modest wish, is it? That guy wanted everything that makes a live worth living. Anyway, thunder rolled and out of a sulfur cloud stepped ... yes ... Beelzebub. He stepped up to the guy waving with a contract and he said: ' I shalt give yee what yee ask for, but yee shalt doth something for me!'

The guy said ' Go ahead, tell me' and Beelzebub said 'I shalt giveth you the loveliest pop singer under gods sun and the fastest and lightest Trek bike that exists. In turn you will have to win the Tour de France six times.'. 'What will happen if I fail?' the guy asked. 'Well, easy!' Beelzebub replied 'Your soul will be mine, of course, but to make it a real threat your bicycle will turn into a kids tricycle and the lovely pop singer will become a 200lb, hairy, gypsy fortune telling lady.'

Just now this guy is pedaling as if Beelzebub was behind him.

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